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Jan. 14th, 2005

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Jul. 12th, 2004


scotts_kitty

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hey all i'm new. i guess i'll start with the 5 random fave things.
1. my fiance
2. animals
3. books
4. cherries
5. body mods

May. 21st, 2004

baby

anonymuschicken

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top five ways to break up with someone:

5) say: "why did the chicken cross the road? to break up with you!"
4) say: "welcome to dumpsville, population: you"
3) go to a party and introduce them to people as your ex
2) say: "i'd never break up with you..... SIKE!!"
1) build and paint them a beatiful paper mache heart and tell them that it represents the love you two share.... then proceed to throw it onto the ground and stomp it into tiny little pieces
hobbes

anonymuschicken

(no subject)

top five comic book movies:

1) Hellboy
2) X-Men 2
3) Daredevil
4) Batman
5) Road to Perdition

I was skimming over some of the older entries in this community and I noticed that I covered this same topic before, a couple years ago, and... well, let's just say theirs been quite a few comic book movies out since then. It's pretty sad when you have to put "Howard the Duck" just to come up with five.

May. 16th, 2004

shaggy dog

anonymuschicken

(no subject)

top five unpleasant things to step on whilst barefoot:

1) slugs - Dude, anyone who disagrees with this as number one has obviously never stepped on a slug, and lucky for them. I can't imagine anything more wholly unpleasant to step on.
2) Legos - I own friends (yes, I own my friends. Well, not all of them, but some) who swear that no more painful experience exists then to step upon a Lego barefoot
3) spikes - ya'll think I'm being silly, but I'm not. We have this tree in my front yard, I hate it, it doesn't grow anything useful like leaves or fruit. Instead it's just covered in three-inch-long spikes. That sounds cool, but it really sucks to have one sticking out of your bare foot. It also sucks to mow around.
4) broken glass/hot coals - broken glass sounds bad but I used to walk barefoot in the alley outside my house all the time and got to where broken glass didn't bother my feet at all. I've stepped on stray hot coals before and it sucks but then some people walk across beds of them for fun so they can't be too bad, right?
5) banana peels - nah, I'm just playin. Banana peels aren't actually all that slippery.

Man, I can't believe the second most recent entry here (not counting this one) was me almost a year ago. Heh, Matt stops using LiveJournal, and everything goes to heck. Or to Hell, even. Some terribly unpleasant place, I'm sure. Purgatory?

Aug. 25th, 2003

baby

anonymuschicken

(no subject)

top five words for butt:
5) rump
4) booty
3) tuckas
2) posterior
1) keester

Aug. 24th, 2003

hobbes

anonymuschicken

(no subject)

top five worst things to be drug thru naked:
5) city hall
4) cactus patch
3) the Vietnam War
2) federal prison
1) magma

top five most useless body parts:
5) wisdom teeth
4) tonsils
3) foreskin
2) appendix
1) spleen

top five unsafe experimental surgery procedures I would be most likely to volunteer for:
5) the replacement of my liver with an old worn out sneaker
4) eyes in the back of my head - even if they weren't functional, they'd still make for a great story
3) a prosthetic hand that, instead of looking like a real hand, was huge and metal colored and covered with huge nuts and bolts
2) a flower that grew out of my forehead
1) go go gadget copter!
shaggy dog

anonymuschicken

top five words for whore

there's so many great words for whore that I'm going to break with ceremony and do a top ten instead:

10) prostitute
9) lady of the evening
8) harlot
7) call girl
6) hooker
5) tramp
4) trollop
3) hussy
2) strumpet
1) filthy whore

Aug. 15th, 2003

insomnia

split_infinity

(no subject)

top five names for vagina!

5. vagina
4. pussy
3. cunt
2. bearded clam
1. angry beaver

with help provided by superduperduper

Jul. 1st, 2003

insomnia

split_infinity

(no subject)

top five bands:
5. matchbox 20
4. boy hits car
3. lefty
2. bright eyes
1. the juliana theory

top five movies:
5. bone collector
4. the game
3. ...but i'm a cheerleader
2. existenz
1. ghost world

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