5. Aww, c'mon! I just had a bath!
4. Do you mind getting your arse off my face?
3. Would you look at that! The ketchup stain's turning brown!
2. Do you really have to do that here?
1. Is...Is that...Is that mayonnaise?
*I have learned to be more tolerant of things I can not stand (13 years of watching Barney, for example. If I had not seen positive results from my kids, that damn dinosaur would've been trashed ages ago. I wonder if my mom felt that way about Sesame Street and The Electric Company??)